Yup, it's 12:40 AM, and I am blogging.
I just got done cleaning up (well, cleaning up good enough for the night). Granted, I had a nice couch conversation with Kent and watched a rather inspirational 20/20. I love news shows! So admittedly, I have not been cleaning since the kids went down.
You see, I need some help Mitchell Family blog readers. I am on the lookout for the following. I am willing to trade any of my talents for any one item on my list.
My talents, you ask?
1. Couponing
2. Bargain finding
3. Making Goodwill furniture look like...well, not Goodwill furniture
4. Craigslisting
5. Great conversation about classic literature
6. Taming curly hair
7. Trivia questions concerning "Saved by the Bell"
There are more fantastic ones (what can I say, I am blessed), but it is late, and I need to get to the true heart of this post.
Which is, of course, what I need:
1. automatic high chair cleaner outer
2. automatic mop
3. automatic vacuum
4. automatic broom and dust pan
5. automatic laundry putter upper
You will note one similar word here which is automatic. Meaning I do nothing. Meaning when the mess happens, when the crumb falls, the magic happens, and it is whisked away. Meaning after I have happily washed, dried, and folded (yes, I actually enjoy this) the laundry, that amazingly, arms extend from the air, take the laundry from me, and place it in the appropriate spot.
Oh, also an automatic potty trainer would be nice. Tate is wearing me out a bit.
Please leave comments as to where I can find these amazing devices.
2 comments:
Grace, you already have an automatic vacuum. (the zoomba or whatever its called.) I love you. The blog looks great. Enjoying these precious.
Sounds like you've been watching lots of Mary Poppins. :)
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